Epic's 10 rules for being a gunner

1. If you get sick do not puke in my chopper.
2. women know the controls don't launch flares when trying to eject.
3. If you mess with my radio i will land and put a bullet in your head.
4. Hands and feet inside the chopper at all time, we wouldn't want any jibing would we?
5. Don't use flares until i tell you to.
6. Any seig haling well result in a knife to the neck
7. If i hear any faping i will crash the chopper ending your masturbation fest
8. Boobies are preferable
9. Anyone caught muttering the words Yolo, swagg,or og kush. will be shot on sight.
10. Tell me im pretty.

NICE!
Those rules are exactly why I don't fly in jets or choppers! I would break almost every rule!

Your pretty