Top Ten Reasons Why I Should Be Allowed To Play BF3 tonight

Top Ten Reasons Why I Should Be Allowed To Play BF3 tonight:
10. The jeep now has a horn.....beep beep
9. I finished washing and waxing my car.
8. What do you mean it was 3 weeks ago since the last time I took the garbage out!
7. I changed the litter box and petted the cat now give me my controller.
6. My mommy just left for her Weight Watchers meeting, I got 6 hours before the buffalo comes back home.
5. TANK, JET, TANK, JET, TANK.......DAMN IT PICK ONE!
4. My game knife needs sharpening......come here Mathis
3. I stubbed my toe on the table......I burnt the popcorn......my stupid cat died......I girlfriend left me for my dad......I need to Kill something.
2. The stripper just left.......
And the number one reason Why I Should Be Allowed To Play BF3 tonight: Because Sgt. Special Big K said I can!

BUMP!!

LMFAO..that is awesome